A MISUNDERSTANDING
I Was enjoying a beautiful day, fishing, when who should show up but..yes, bigfoot! I mean this is THE Bigfoot! He sat next to me and got his fishing tackle out. I took a few peeks at this legendary giant sitting next to me..que conversation.
Bigfoot: "Yer looking at me!"
Me: "I'm fishing like you!"
Bigfoot: "Yer looking at me ain't ya?!"
Me : "I'm just sitting here!"
Bigfoot: "WHY YOU LIL'!"
Bigfoot proceeded to strangle me. He grabbed my bait.
"SOOO, YOU LIKE WORMS HUH? EAT SOME!"
Bigfoot force fed me worms & forced me to swallow. After an hour of ducking my head in the river and saw my chance to run for it.
As I ran Bigfoot cried out ...
-"OH, RUNNING AWAY?! YOU YELLOW BASTARD! I'LL BITE YER LEGS OFF, C//T!"
